WebMaster
06-07-02, 12:37 PM
Chicago Tracon is a cool sight, www.thetracon.com
some ATC humor from them
"Air Force Four-Five, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected."
"Approach, what's the tower?"
"That's a big tall building with glass all around it, but that's not important right now."
"How far behind traffic are we?"
"Three miles."
"That doesn't look like three miles to us!"
"You're a mile and a half from him, he's a mile and a half from you...that's three miles."
"You got any more smart remarks, we can be doing this over South Bend...go ahead."
"You're gonna have to key the mic. I can't see you when you nod your head."
"It's too late for Louisville. We're going back to O'Hare."
"Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."
some ATC humor from them
"Air Force Four-Five, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected."
"Approach, what's the tower?"
"That's a big tall building with glass all around it, but that's not important right now."
"How far behind traffic are we?"
"Three miles."
"That doesn't look like three miles to us!"
"You're a mile and a half from him, he's a mile and a half from you...that's three miles."
"You got any more smart remarks, we can be doing this over South Bend...go ahead."
"You're gonna have to key the mic. I can't see you when you nod your head."
"It's too late for Louisville. We're going back to O'Hare."
"Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."